Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via whatwomenreallythink)
You were like alcohol to me. As addictive as crack. You were my poison. As bad as you were for me, I just couldn’t get enough.
:/
(via whatwomenreallythink)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via cumfort)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
(via crystallized-teardrops)
i cant believe amanda bynes got arrested for throwing a bong out of her window
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
(via perdurability)
blogging in front of your parents
don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn ugh
(Source: profoak, via ive-only-got-one-heart-its-yours)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
(via crystallized-teardrops)
what if websites had closing hours
